Quotes On Drinking! 172 Famous Sayings & Quotes about Drinking

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If you find yourself struggling to find some unique, funny, wise and inspirational drinking quotes, then you are at the right place. We have collected the most famous drinking quotes from the most famous and inspirational people. These drinking quotes are from Ernest Hemingway to Fran Sinatra and Homer Simpson to Benjamin Franklin. All these quotes about drinking are for your entertainment. Cheers! Here are funny, short and inspirational drinking quotes. Let’s have a look at these quotes about drinking.

Quotes on Drinking Alcohol

  • “Not drinking makes me a lot happier.” —Naomi Campbell
  • “Sobriety was the greatest gift I ever gave myself.” —Rob Lowe
  • “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” —G.K. Chesterton
Quotes on Drinking Alcohol
Quotes on Drinking Alcohol
  • “Life needs more beaches and cocktails.”
  • “When you quit drinking, you stop waiting.” —Caroline Knapp, “Drinking: A Love Story”
  • “I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.” —Jim Carrey
  • “I do like to have fun. I don’t need alcohol to have fun.” —Rima Fakih
  • “That’s all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.” —Ringo Starr
  • “I don’t need alcohol to see the world in its depths, I carry the sun in me.” —Lamine Pearlheart
  • “There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.” —Ovid
  • “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald, ‘The Great Gatsby’
  • “I’m not really the party person. I don’t ‘become myself’ once I’m drunk. I don’t use alcohol to be happy.” —Jessie J.
  • “The day I became free of alcohol was the day that I fully understood and embraced the truth that I would not be giving anything up by not drinking.” —Liz Hemingway, “I Need To Stop Drinking!”
  • “Life is important. There is nothing to hold onto. A man that drinks is throwing his life away. Don’t do it, hold on to your life. There is nothing else to hold on to …” —Tennessee Williams

Funny Quotes about Drinking

  • “I work until beer o’clock.” —Stephen King
  • “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” —Ogden Nash
  • He was a wise man who invented beer.” —Plato
  • Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” —Oscar Wilde
  • “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” —Rumi
Funny Quotes about Drinking
Funny Quotes about Drinking
  • Of course SIZE matters no one wants A SMALL GLASS of WINE.
  • “Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn’t everyone?” —Noel Coward
  • “Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.” —Catherine Zandonella
  • “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” —W.C Fields
  • “I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.” —Tom Waits
  • “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” —Humphrey Bogart
Funny Quotes about Drinking
Funny Quotes about Drinking
  • “I drink only beer on days that ends in Y.”
  • A bottle of wine contains more philosophy that all the books in the world.” —Louis Pasteur
  • Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • “I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” —Joe E Ellis
  • “The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.” —Michael Caine
  • “A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her.” —W.C. Fields
Funny Quotes about Drinking
Funny Quotes about Drinking
  • If you don’t drink, how will your friends know you love them at 2 AM?!
  • “There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.” —Raymond Chandler
  • Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. —Pope John XXIII
  • “I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I am in love and when I am not.” —Coco Chanel
  • “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” —Rodney Dangerfield
Funny Quotes about Drinking
Funny Quotes about Drinking
  • “Eat, drink and be merry.”
  • “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” —Bette Davis
  • “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”―Joan Collins
  • “I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.” —Dorothy Parker
Funny Quotes about Drinking
Funny Quotes about Drinking
  • “Time to drink CHAMPAGNE and dance on the table.”
  • “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” —Drew Carey
  • ‎”I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.” —Ava Gardner

Best Drinking Quotes

  • “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” —George Carlin
  • “A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.” —Charlie Chaplin
  • “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” —Jack Nicholson
Best Drinking Quotes
Best Drinking Quotes
  • “Drink more of what makes you happy.”
  • “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • “You say potato, I say vodka.” —Karen Walker, Will & Grace
  • “Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.” —Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
  • “I don’t have a drinking problem, ‘cept when I can’t get a drink.” —Tom Waits
  • “That’s what I do. I drink and I know things.” —Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones
  • “Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.” —Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • “Don’t be such a square. Everybody who’s anybody drinks.” —Lorraine Baines, Back to the Future
  • “Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.” —Benjamin Franklin
  • “Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.” —Thomas Jefferson
  • “The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.” —Phoebe Buffay, Friends
  • “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” —Mark Twain
  • “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.” —Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
  • “I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.” —Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
  • “Why is the rum gone?” —Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • “There’s a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch.” —Lt. Archie Hicox, Inglourious Basterds
  • “The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.” —William Butler Yeats
Best Drinking Quotes
Best Drinking Quotes
  • “Drink good beer with good friends.”
  • “I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine.”—William Shakespeare
  • “Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky and a dog to eat the rare steak.” —Johnny Carson
  • “They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.” —Stephen Colbert
  • “There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.” —Chelsea Handler
  • “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” —Winston Churchill
  • “They say as soon as you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem.” —Don Draper, Mad Men
  • “My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food and a little whiskey.” —William Faulkner
  • “A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50 and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.” —Frank Lloyd Wright
  • “In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.” —Tina Fey
  • “What good can drinkin’ do, what good can drinkin’ do? / Lord, I drink all night but the next day I still feel blue.” —Janis Joplin
  • “A man may acquire a taste for wine or brandy, and so lose his love for water, but should we not pity him.” —Henry David Thoreau
  • “We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort, it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well-made cocktail.” —David Sedaris
  • “My justification is that most people my age spend a lot of time thinking about what they’re going to do for the next five or 10 years. The time they spend thinking about their life, I just spend drinking.” —Amy Winehouse
  • “After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.” —Oscar Wilde
  • “[I]t is the wine that leads me on, the wild wine that sets the wisest man to sing at the top of his lungs, laugh like a fool—it drives the man to dancing…it even tempts him to blurt out stories better never told.” —Homer
  • “Independence is a heady draught, and if you drink it in your youth, it can have the same effect on the brain as young wine does. It does not matter that its taste is not always appealing. It is addictive and with each drink you want more.” —Maya Angelou
  • “Never lie, steal, cheat or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.” —Alex Hitch, Hitch

Inspirational Drinking Quotes

  • “I drink to make other people interesting.” —George Jean Nathan
  • “Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” —Louis Pasteur
  • “It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.” —William Shakespeare
Inspirational Drinking Quotes
Inspirational Drinking Quotes
  • “When a drink is good everything is good.”
  • “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” —Benjamin Franklin
  • “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” —Frank Sinatra
  • “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” —Benjamin Franklin
  • “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” —Ernest Hemingway
Inspirational Drinking Quotes
Inspirational Drinking Quotes
  • “Drink responsibly but NEVER drink and DRIVE. Buy some flowers to wife on the way to home.”
  • “I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” —Frank Sinatra
  • “When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.” —Winston Churchill
  • “I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.” —Mark Twain

Famous Drinking Quotes and Sayings

  • “He that drinks fast, pays slow.” —Benjamin Franklin
  • “All is fair in love and beer.” —Kurt Paradis
  • “If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” —Dean Martin
  • “A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” —Steve Fergosi
  • “Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.” —Catherine Zandonella
  • “I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.” —Tommy Cooper
  • “Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!” —Warren Ellis
  • “24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” —Steven Wright
  • “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.” —The Simpsons
Famous Drinking Quotes and Sayings
Famous Drinking Quotes and Sayings
  • “Good people drink good beer.” —Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • “You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.” —Tom Waits
  • “If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.” —David Daye
  • “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” —Ernest Hemingway
  • “There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.” —Raymond Chandler
  • “Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.” —Compton Mackenzie
  • “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • “Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.” —Homer Simpson
  • “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” —Rodney Dangerfield
  • “Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.” —Steve Martin
  • “Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.” —W.C. Fields
  • “A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk’, to which I replied ‘I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly.” —Winston S. Churchill

Short Quotes about Drinking

  • “Shaken, not stirred.” —James Bond, Goldfinger
  • “Whisky is liquid sunshine.” —George Bernard Shaw
  • “Wasted away again in Margaritaville.” —Jimmy Buffett
  • “Drinking makes the mind go sober.” —Heruba
  • “Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.” —Seneca
  • “Wine is sunlight, held together by water.” —Galileo
  • “Vodka is kind of a hobby.” —Betty White
  • “It’s solitary drinking that makes drunkards.” —Nathanael West
  • “Responsible Drinking? Now that’s an Oxymoron.” —Aaron Howard
  • “Good people drink good beer.” —Hunter S. Thompson
  • “To good eating belongs good drinking.” —German Proverb
  • “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” —Ogden Nash
  • “He was a wise man who invented beer.” —Plato
  • “All is fair in love and beer.” —Kurt Paradis
  • “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” —George Carlin

Drinking Quotes and Sayings

  • “Pouring out liquor is like burning books.” —William Faulkner
  • “Drinking is a way of ending the day.” —Ernest Hemingway
  • “Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” —Mark Twain
  • “A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” —Steve Fergosi
  • “Drink washes off the daub and discovers the man.” —Thomas Fuller
  • “When the wine is in, the wit is out.” —Thomas Becon
  • “Don’t drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life.” —Jack Kerouac
  • “It’s not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess.” —John Selden
  • “Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.” —Knute Rockne
  • “Water is the only drink for a wise man.” —Henry David Thoreau
  • “There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.” —Benjamin Franklin
  • “They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.” —Scottish Proverb
  • “It’s just that I’d rather die of drink than of thirst.” —Ian Fleming
  • “When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.” —Frantois Rabelais
  • “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.” —Celia Rivenbark
  • “I know I should give up drinking; but I am not a quitter.” —Unknown
  • “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” —Henny Youngman
  • “Show me how you drink and I will tell you who you are.” —Emile Peynaud
  • “I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.” —William Shakespeare
  • “Drinking makes uninteresting people matter less and late at night, matter not at all.” —Lillian Hellman
  • “The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don’t drink in moderation.” —Artie Lange
  • “I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.” —Oscar Levant
  • “Drink moderately, for drunkenness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise.” —Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  • “The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.” —William Butler Yeats
  • “Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.” —Thomas Jefferson
  • “I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.” —W.C. Fields
  • “One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.” —Samuel Johnson
  • “Is the glass half full or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring or drinking.” —Bill Cosby
  • “People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.” —Ann Landers
  • “My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.” —Rodney Dangerfield
  • “Drinking habits were very prevalent among men, and were not in any way disgraceful, unless excessive.” —Catherine Helen Spence
  • “The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.” —Richard Braunstein
  • “Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it’s compounding a felony.” —Robert Benchley
  • “When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.” —Jimmy Breslin
  • “I’ve never understood people who just go out for one drink. Once I have one drink, I want all the drinks.” —Vicki Lesage
  • “For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity or perception to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication.” —Friedrich Nietzsche
  • “If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.” —Unknown
  • “What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking! —Lord Byron
  • “A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” —Louis Pasteur”
  • The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.” —Mignon McLaughlin
  • “The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.” —Winston Churchill
  • “I must entreat you to be scrupulous in the use of strong liquors. One night’s drunkenness may defeat the labours of forty days well employed.” —Johnson
  • “Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of? I’m listening.” —Jarod Kintz
  • “Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs.” —Desi Arnaz
  • “That is the remarkable thing about drinking: it brings people together so quickly, but between night and morning it sets an interval again of years.” —Erich Maria Remarque
  • “What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking! ” —George Gordon
  • “Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.” —Ben Jonson
  • “You cant buy HAPPINESS, but you can buy BEER. And that’s pretty much the same thing! ” —Unknown
  • “The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.” —Terry Goodkind
  • “It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.” —Latin Proverb
  • “If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.” —Charles Bukowski
  • “It’s like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don’t know where you’re going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It’s like the throw of the dice.” —Jim Morrison
  • “Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day.” —Charles Bukowski

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