Very Short Amusing Quotes and Funny Sayings about Life & Love

Amusing Quotes about Life and Love

  1. “Normal people with normal problems can be hilarious.” —Tommy Lee Jones
  2. “Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.” —Charles Baudelaire
  3. “If we entertain temptations, soon they begin entertaining us!” —Neal A. Maxwell
  4. “Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” —Will Rogers
  5. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” —Albert Einstein
  6. “What is amusing now had to be taken in desperate earnest once.” —Virginia Woolf
  7. “Grilling takes the formality out of entertaining. Everyone wants to get involved.” —Bobby Flay
  8. “Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.” —Anonymous
  9. “The implication that there was something wrong with the war plan is amusing.” —Donald Rumsfeld
  10. “Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.” —Jules Renard
  11. “We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.” —Marguerite Gardiner
  12. “If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.” — Anonymous
  13. “But with comedy it’s a simple premise. If it’s funny, people laugh. If it’s not, they don’t.” —Steve Coogan
  14. “The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.” —E. W. Howe
  15. “There is definitely a pressure for funny people to be funny. People want them to perform all the time.” —Marsha Thomason
  16. “Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one’s really sure how to do it.” —Jerry Seinfeld
  17. “There’s only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.” —Jeff Garlin
  18. “To live simply to die is by no means amusing, but to live with the knowledge that you will die before your time, that’s really is idiotic.” —Anton Chekhov
  19. “To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one’s self; be delicate and cunning, and keep your laugh in your sleeve, lest you frighten away your game.” —Gelett Burgess

Short Amusing Quotes and Funny Sayings

  • “Small things amuse small minds.” —Doris Lessing
  • “Funny is when you’re serious.” —Harvey Korman
  • “Life’s more amusing than we thought.” —Andrew Lang
  • “Sometimes wrong is worth the funny!” —Billy Gardell
  • “If you can’t be funny, be interesting.” —Harold Ross
  • “Kids can amuse themselves with almost anything.” —Allen Klein
  • “There’s nothing more fun than entertaining kids.” —Jerry Seinfeld
  • “It’s not by amusing oneself that one learns.” —Anatole France
  • “Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.” —Lewis Carroll
  • “Comedy is just complaining in an entertaining way, Enterplaining.” —Jerry Seinfeld
  • “Being funny is not the same as being happy.” —Dana Gould