200+ Bad & Good Karma Quotes and Sayings – Funny Karma Quotes
Bad or Good Karma Quotes
“Good things could happen to not so bad people.”
“Having a bad day? Well, congratulations! You just experience karma’s first shot.”
“Karma, simply put, is an action for an action … good or bad.”
“I’m a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether it’s bad or good.” — Sandra Bullock
“A man is born alone and dies alone, and he experiences the good and bad consequences of his karma alone, and he goes alone to hell or the Supreme abode.” — Chanakya
“Karma whether good or bad is a result of what we do in our life. Some say it is the mirror of what we do to others.”
Karma, simply put, is an action for an action, good or bad.” —Stephen Richards
I’m a true believer in karma. You get what you give whether it’s bad or good.” —Sandra Bullock
Sin makes its own hell, and goodness its own heaven. Mary Baker Eddy
“By each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” — David Mitchell
“Oh Lestat, you deserved everything that’s ever happened to you.” — Anne Rice
“A boomerang returns back to the person who throws it.” — Vera Nazarian
Karma is the universal law of cause and effect. You reap what you sow.
“Regardless of what we do, our karma has no hold on us.” — Bodhidharma
“You win some, you lose some, let Karma takes its course.” — Cocoy McCoy
“If karma doesn’t catch up, God will surely pick up the slack.”- Anthony Liccione
“Is Fate getting what you deserve, or deserving what you get?” – Jodi Picoult
“Karma has no deadline. ““People who create their own drama deserve their own karma.”
“Let the players play, let the haters hate and let karma handle their fate.”
“If you think you get enough, then wait until karma hits its last shot.”
“I want revenge, but I don’t want to screw up my karma.” — Susan Colasanti
“I heard that karma is vengeful and is also a light sleeper.” — Rudy Francisco
“How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.” — Wayne Dyer
“Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point.” — Ottilie Weber
“Karma, when properly understood, is just the mechanics through which consciousness manifests.” — Deepak Chopra
“You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.”
“We should always remember that in everything we do there are consequences waiting for us.”
“I know what karma is, but it never happens to the people that need it.”
“Karma is not just about the troubles, but also about surmounting them.” — Rick Springfield
“What goes around comes around. Do to others what you would like to receive yourself.”
“Don’t waste your time on revenge. Those who hurt you will eventually face their own karma.”
“You have to be very careful when involving yourself with someone else’s karma.” — Brownell Landrum
“Karma is only in space time and causality. Your real self resides non-locally.” — Deepak Chopra
“Call it fate, call it luck, call it karma. I believe everything happens for a reason.”
“Don’t waste time on revenge. The people who hurt you will eventually face their own karma.”
“Nothing happens by chance, by fate. You create your own fate by your actions. That’s Karma.”
“The meaning of Karma is in the intention. The intention behind the action is what matters.”- Bhagavad Gita
“Karma is a tricky thing. To serve Karma, one must repay good Karma to others.” — M.R. Mathias
“This is your karma. You do not understand now, but you will understand later.” — H. Raven Rose
“Karma is the universe’s way of letting you know that you just thought you got away with it.”
“Karma bides its time. You will always have to watch out. Karma is unforgiving and always gets payback.”
“According to the karma of past actions, one’s destiny unfolds, even though everyone wants to be so lucky.”
“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.”-Robert Louis Stevenson
“There’s a natural law of karma that vindictive people, who go out of their way to hurt others, will
“I’m a believer in karma, and I’m also a believer that things happen for a reason.” — Bill Goldberg
“Someday people will ask me what is the key to my success…and I will simply say, good Karma.”
“Dear karma, I trust you with my enemy’s fate. I will just wait and watch his fall. Thank you.”
“If you are not afraid of hurting others feelings, then be afraid of what karma can do to you.”
“Karma, had finally made her way around, and had just bi*ch-slapped me right across the face.” — Jennifer Salaiz
“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.”- Robert Louis Stevenson
“Treat other people’s home as you want them to respect yours because what goes around comes around.” — Ana Monnar
“If you’re a really mean person you’re going to come back as a fly and eat poop.” — Kurt Cobain
“Karma is not an inviolate engine of cosmic punishment. Rather, it is a neutral sequence of acts, results, and consequences.”
“As the heat of fire reduces wood to ashes, the fire of knowledge burns to ashes all karma.” — Bhagavad Gita
“Karma is like a rubber-band: it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face.”
“Karma can be seen as a curse or a gift because it keeps us attached to this world.” — Abdullah Fort
“When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there. Just in case it needs help.”
“Karma bides it’s time. You will always have to watch out. Karma is unforgiving and always gets payback.” — Benjamin Bayan
“Karma has a surprising way of taking care of situations. All you have to do is to sit back and watch.”
“As long as karma exists, the world changes. There will always be karma to be taken care of.” — Nina Hagen
“There is a Law of Sins, and if you do not fulfill all your obligations, you will pay.” — G.I. Gurdjieff
“You cannot do harm to someone because someone has done harm to you. You will pay just like they will.”- Ericka Williams
“As long as karma exists, the world changes. There will always be karma to be taken care of .” — Nina Hagen
“It is impossible to build one’s own happiness on the unhappiness of others. This perspective is at the heart of Buddhist teachings.
“I’m a very firm believer in karma, and put it this way: I get a lot of good parking spots.” — Al Jourgensen
“According to the karma of past actions, one’s destiny unfolds, even though everyone wants to be so lucky.” — Sri Guru Grant Sahib
“You can get away with law, but never with karma. Your fall is nearly approaching. I hope you are ready to face it.”
“If you give a good thing to the world, then over time your karma will be good, and you’ll receive good.” — Russell Simmons
“Do I believe in reincarnation? Well, let’s say that I believe in karma. I think you make your own karma.” — Diane von Furstenberg
“I believe in Karma. If the good is sown, the good is collected. When positive things are made, that returns well.” — Yannick Noah
“I believe in karma, and I believe if you put out positive vibes to everybody, that’s all you’re going to get back.” — Kesha
“I try to live with the idea that karma is a very real thing. So I put out what I want to get back.” — Megan Fox
“Karma can come in all shapes and sizes, but the best kinds of karma are when you know that your ex got exactly what he deserved.”
“Karma moves in two directions. If we act virtuously, the seed we plant will result in happiness. If we act non-virtuously, suffering results.” — Saying Lipham
“Everyone gets dumped and everyone gets hurt and there’s karma to love in regards to what you’ve done to other people.” — Marina and the Diamonds
“No need for revenge. Just sit back and wait. Those who hurt you will eventually screw up themselves and if you’re lucky, God will let you watch.”
“I’m not a believer in karma. The reason why I try to be a good person is because I think it’s the right thing.” — Daniel Handler
“I try to live with the idea that karma is a very real thing. So I put out what I want to get back.” — Megan Fox
“There’s a natural law of karma that vindictive people, who go out of their way to hurt others, will end up broke and alone.” — Sylvester Stallone
“I never kill insects. If I see ants or spiders in the room, I pick them up and take them outside. Karma is everything.” — Holly Valance
“I believe in luck and fate and I believe in karma, that the energy you put out in the world comes back to meet you.” — Chris Pine
“My actions are my only true belongings. I cannot escape the consequences of my actions. My actions are the ground upon which I stand.” — Thich Nhat Hanh
“Forgive the person and their actions, never give in to hate. Let it go, set it free, and karma will take care of what is meant to be.”
“Every act done, no matter how insignificant, will eventually return to the doer with equal impact. Good will be returned with good; evil with evil.” — Nishan Panwar
“For the innocent, the past may hold a reward. But for the treacherous, it’s only a matter of time before the past delivers what they truly deserve.” — Kevin McCarty
“Each individual is solely responsible for his or her own actions, and every action will produce a reaction equal in every way to the suit of the action.” — Stephen Arroyo
“There are the waves and there is the wind, seen and unseen forces. Everyone has these same elements in their lives, the seen and unseen, karma and free will.”- Kuna Yin
“Those who pray for your downfall are concentrating negative thoughts towards you, without taking cognizance of the slippery ground in which they are standing, which could lead to their downfall.”- Michael Bassey Johnson
“Karma is justice. It does not reward or punish. It shows no favoritism because we all have to earn all that we receive. Karma doesn’t predestine anything. We create our own causes and Karma adjusts the effects with perfect balance.” — Mary T. Browne
“Dear ex-boyfriend, I don’t hate you at all for cheating me. Actually, I think I should thank you after all. By the way, a friend of mine whose name is Karma told me she will take care of everything. I hope you enjoy every surprises she prepares for you.”
Karma Quotes about Life
“Life is a boomerang. What you give, you get.”
“Even chance meetings are the result of karma… Things in life are fated by our previous lives.” —Haruki Murakami
“Karma is karma. Karma is in life. You do the wrong things, you get the wrong things out of it.” —Antonio Brown
“You can’t fool other people your whole life. Even if you think they will not bother, there is always karma that comes after you.”
“Sooner or later in life, we will all take our own turn being in the position we once had someone else in.” —Ashly Lorenzana
“Gratefulness leads to a widely opened heart. You cannot receive anything great in life with a closed heart. Be grateful and reap the benefits!” —Assegid Habtewold
“For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption, but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.”
“Even chance meetings are the result of karma… Things in life are fated by our previous lives. That even in the smallest events there’s no such thing as coincidence.”
“Whatever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred which comes out from you will someday come back to you. Love others. And love will comeback to you.” —Unknown
“Cultivate your craft. Water it daily, pour some tender loving care into it and watch it grow. Remember that a plant doesn’t sprout immediately. Be patient, and know that in life you will reap what you sow.” —J.B. McGe
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can’t get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don’t care who you are. What goes around comes around. That’s how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.” —Jessica Brody
“Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can’t get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don’t care who you are. What goes around comes around. “Don’t waste time on revenge. The people who hurt you will eventually face their own karma.” hat’s how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.” —Jessica Brody
“I try to be a good daughter, as I believe in karma and feel that how you are with your parents is directly proportionate to what you receive in your life. I am a big oneness follower, and our gurus have told us that if you want to achieve external happiness, you need to be happy internally. And your inner circle is your family.”
Buddha Quotes On Karma
“Not even death can wipe out our good deeds.” —Buddha
“Karma grows from our hearts. Karma terminates from our hearts.” —Buddha
“When the action comes out of nothing it creates no karma.” —Buddha
“Once you know the nature of anger and joy is empty and you let them go, you free yourself from karma.” —Buddha
“One who previously made bad karma, but who reforms and creates good karma, brightens the world like the moon appearing from behind a cloud.” —Buddha
“Just as one can make a lot of garlands from a heap of flowers, so man, subject to birth and death as he is, should make himself a lot of good karma.” —Buddha
Bible Verses About Karma
“Even as I have seen, they that plow iniquity, and sow wickedness, reap the same.”
“Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.”
“But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you.”
“Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein: and he that rolleth a stone, it will return upon him.”
“His mischief shall return upon his own head, and his violent dealing shall come down upon his own pate.”
“For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad.”
Sarcastic Quotes On Karma
“Keep calm and let Karma finish it.”
“Yes, b**ch, it’s called Karma.”
“Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.”
“Pucker up buttercup… Karma’s about to give you a great big kiss!”
“The best revenge is always to just happily move on and let karma do the rest.”
Short Karma Quotes
“Karma has no deadline.”
“Karma is God’s girlfriend.”
“Karma never loses an address.”
“Do good and good will follow you.”
“Revenge will never solve anything, KARMA will.”
“Karma is a cruel mistress.” — Kelley York
“I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.”
“Men are not punished for their sin, but by them.”
“Karma comes after everyone eventually.” — Jessica Brody
“Nobody deserves misery but sometimes it’s just your turn.”
“Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.”
“Realize that everything connects to everything else.”- Leonardo Da Vinci
“Be honest, like karma, it will eventually come back to you.”
“Sometimes you have to walk away and let karma take over.”
“Before you begin on the journey of revenge, dig two graves.”
“Like gravity, karma is so basic we often don’t even notice it.”
“Be good to everyone and expect every good things come your way.”
“Karma has no problem getting back in touch with you when need be.”
Karma Sayings and Quotes
Realize that everything connectsto everything else.” —Leonardo DaVinci
What goes around comes back around.” —Author Unknown
Do good and good will follow you.” —Author Unknown
Revenge will never solve anything, karma will.” —Author Unknown
Nobody deserves misery but sometimes it’s just your turn.” —Author Unknown
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.” —Elbert Hubbard
Sin makes its own hell, and goodness its own heaven.” —Mary Baker Eddy
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.” —Wayne Dyer
The ones you judge today, may be the judgments you endure tomorrow.” —Author Unknown
Karma is not just about the troubles, but also about surmounting them.” —Rick Springfield
Like gravity, karma is so basic we often don’t even notice it.” —Sakyong Mipham
Someone should have mentioned to him that karma was a venomous witch.” —CourtneyCole
If karma doesn’t catch up, God will surely pick up the slack.” —Anthony Liccione
Karma has no problem getting back in touch with you when need be.” —Author Unknown
Karma is like a boomerang, whatever you give out… will come back to you.” —Rashida Rowe
Most times, how you treat your children is how they grow up to treat you.” —Terry Mark
As she has planted, so does she harvest; such is the field of karma.” —Sri Guru Granth Sahib
Don’t waste time on revenge. The people who hurt you will eventually face their own karma.” —Author Unknown
You are free to choose, but you are not free from the consequence of your choice.” —Unknown
If you’re really a mean person you’re going to come back as a fly and eat poop.” —Kurt Cobain
Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it.” —Author Unknown
As long as karma exists, the world changes. There will always be karma to be taken care of.” —Nina Hagen
Karma bides it’s time. You will always have to watch out. Karma is unforgiving and always gets payback.” —Benjamin Bayani
Karma is the universe’s way of letting you know that you just thought you got away with it.” —Author Unknown
Remember the unkindness, dishonesty, and deception you display toward others…dont be shocked when it comes back to bite you.” —Sarah Moore
You cannot do harm to someone because someone has done harm to you. You will pay just like they will.” —Ericka Williams
When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there just in case it needs help.” —Author Unknown
If you give a good thing to the world, then over time your karma will be good, and you’ll receive good.” —Russell Simmons
I believe in Karma. If the good is sown, the good is collected. When positive things are made, that returns well.” —Yannick Noah
Karma has a surprising way of taking care of situations. All you have to do is to sit back and watch.” —Author Unknown
If justice is denied, let the law of karma take the ride. Nothing in this world is done without a price.” —Author Unknown
Karma moves in two directions. If we act virtuously, the seed we plant will result in happiness. If we act non-virtuously, suffering results.” —Sakyong Mipham
There’s a natural law of karma that vindictive people, who go out of their way to hurt others, will end up broke and alone.” —Sylvester Stallone
I try to live with the idea that karma is a very real thing. So I put out what I want to get back.” —Megan Fox
I never kill insects. If I see ants or spiders in the room, I pick them up and take them outside. Karma is everything.” —Holly Valance
Nature runs a restaurant called Karma. It’s a place where there is no need to place any order. You are automatically served what you deserve.” —Author Unknown
Every act done, no matter how insignificant, will eventually return to the doer with equal impact. Good will be returned with good; evil with evil.” —Nishan Panwar
My actions are my only true belongings. I cannot escape the consequences of my actions. My actions are the ground upon which I stand.” —Thich Nhat Hanh
No need for revenge. Just sit back and wait. Those who hurt you will eventually screw up themselves and if you’re lucky, God will let you watch.” —Unknown
For the innocent, the past may hold a reward. But for the treacherous, it’s only a matter of time before the past delivers what they truly deserve.” —Kevin McCarty
People pay for what they do, and still more, for what they have allowed themselves to become. And they pay for it simply: by the lives they lead.” —Edith Wharton
Forgive the person and their actions, never give in to hate. Let it go, set it free, and karma will take care of what is meant to be.” —Author Unknown
Don’t envy those who make their wealth in an ungodly way. The wicked seem to prosper now and live without care but they will spend their eternity in terror and despair.” —Author Unknown
Contrary to popular misconception, karma has nothing to do with punishment and reward. It exists as part of our holographic universe’s binary or dualistic operating system only to teach us responsibility for our creations-and all things we experience are our creations.” —Sol Luckman
Every action has equal and opposite reaction. This is law of the universe and spares none. Wrong done and injustice inflicted is paid back in the same coin. No one has escaped justice of the universe. It is only a matter of time.” —Anil Sinha
Still others commit all sorts of evil deeds, claiming karma doesn’t exist. They erroneously maintain that since everything is empty, committing evil isn’t wrong. Such persons fall into a hell of endless darkness with no hope of release. Those who are wise hold no such conception.” —Bohidharma