Perfect California Captions for Instagram! 90 California Quotes

California Captions for Instagram

  • California dreamin.
  • California vibes.
  • Stay golden.
  • California love.
  • California girl.
  • Stay golden.
  • California adventure.
  • California dreams.
  • West coast best coast.
  • Here’s to you California.
  • California on my mind.
  • I love you California.
  • Happiness comes in waves.
  • At home in California.
  • A golden state of mind.
  • Palm trees and ocean breeze.
  • My favorite color is sunset.
  • Sun shine on my mind.
  • There’s no place like California.
  • Dear California, I love you.
  • In the warm California sunshine.
  • California knows how to party.
  • California is where my heart is.
  • California is always a good idea.
  • Something beautiful is on the horizon.
  • I left my heart in California.
  • Find me where the waves are.
  • California is a state of mind.
  • West coast is the best coast.
  • California is calling I must go.
  • Nothing comes close to the golden coast.
  • I want a little bit of California.
  • I love you to the pier and back.
  • Salt air cool breeze adventure in my soul.
  • Maybe I just need to go to California.
  • There’s a feeling I get when I look to the west.
  • If I can’t go to heaven let me go to California.
  • All I need are palm trees and a little bit of paradise.
  • Follow your heart even if it takes you all the way to California.

California Quotes for Instagram Captions

  • “My heart cried out for you, California.” —Joni Mitchell
  • “Going back to Cali, strictly for the weather.” —The Notorious B.I.G.
  • “She stood there bright as the sun on that California coast.” —Bob Seger
  • “When California was wild, it was the floweriest part of the continent.” —John Muir
  • “Whether they’re for good or bad, all trends in the United States start in California.” —Steve Schmidt
  • “Your shadow weighs a ton, driving down the 101. California here we come, right back where we started from.” —Phantom Planet
  • “Life in California is beautiful.” —Oscar Nunez
  • “California is always in my mind.” —David Hockney
  • “California is full of homesick people.” —Judy Van Der Veer
  • “I’m your biggest fan, California, I’m coming home” – Joni Mitchell
  • “You haven’t lived until you’ve died in California.” —Mort Sahl
  • “Best way to live in California is to be from somewhere else.” —Cormac Mccarthy
  • “When California was wild, it was the floweriest part of the continent.” —John Miur
  • “I’d rather be in prison in California than free anywhere else.” —Inez Haynes Irwin
  • “When California was wild, it was the floweriest part of the continent.” —John Muir
  • “We only have two kinds of weather in California, magnificent and unusual.” —James M Cain
  • “California can and does furnish the best bad things that are obtainable in America.” —Hinton R. Helper
  • “There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.” —Edward Abbey
  • “I just realized some things make me happier, and the good weather in California makes me happier.” —Bianca Balti
  • “I just realized some things make me happier, and the good weather in California makes me happier.” —Edward Abbey
  • “To capture a California sunset in South Pasadena is to hold an angel’s wings with bated breath.” —Ace Antonio Hall
  • “Things are tough all over, cupcake, an’ it rains on the just an’ the unjust alike…except in California.” —Alan Moore
  • “A new study says that over half of all Californians are obese. In fact, half of Californians are really two-thirds of Californians.” —Jay Leno
  • “Living in California adds ten years to a man’s life. And those extra ten years I’d like to spend in New York.” —Harry Ruby
  • “When I came to California, it was the mecca of the world. Every young person on the planet wanted to be here.” —Joni Mitchell
  • “Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there’s no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.” —Craig Ferguson
  • “The apparent ease of California life is an illusion, and those who believe the illusion real live here in only the most temporary way.” —Joan Didion
  • “The travel and tourism industry is the lifeblood of many states around the country – including Florida, California, New York and Nevada, to name a few.” —Mark Foley
  • “California lacks a lot of the rules and restrictions the East has. Every house is a different style, different material, different color. There’s a lot of craziness out there.” —Parker Stevenson
  • “California, where the spring comes in the fall and the fall comes in the summer and the summer comes in the winter and the winter never comes at all.” —Inez Haynes Irwin
  • “Myths that need clarification: “Everyone in California lives on a white, sandy beach.” False. The only people who live on California beaches are vacationers from Arizona, Utah, and Nevada who own condos.” —Erma Bombeck
  • “If you’re a kid in Southern California, somebody – whether it’s you or your parents – somebody throws your hat into the ring and I think everyone had a commercial or two.” —Danny Bonaduce
  • “My California sunrise, there’s a real mist in the air. I think of the mountains. You can smell the farm fields. You can smell the dirt and the lights and the whole sun.” —Jon Pardi
  • “From the first time I heard Bob Marley or even Sublime, I wanted to move out to California and be near the ocean, start surfing, start being a part of that whole thing.” —Brendon Urie
  • “This land is your land, this land is my land, From California to the New York Island. From the redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters This land was made for you and me.” —Woody Guthrie
  • “I think Northern California is the most beautiful place on earth. And I adore New Orleans, but there’s something about the air in SF, for instance. It changes from moment to moment, like one’s thoughts.” —Hilton Als
  • “Do Re Mi California is a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see, But believe it or not, you won’t find it so hot If you ain’t got the do re mi.” —Woody Guthrie
  • “The biggest problem that we have is that California is being run now by special interests. All of the politicians are not anymore making the moves for the people, but for special interests and we have to stop that.” —Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • “In California, we have some of the strongest consumer protection laws in the country. While it is easy to conceive of innovation and regulation as mutually exclusive, California is proof that we can do both. We can innovate responsibly.” —Kamala Harris
  • “If you have a good story, it doesn’t have to be overproduced. I want our stories to reveal the wonders of the human spirit and the richness of life in California, including its history, people, culture and natural wonders.” —Huell Howser
  • “California to me as a concept or as an idea always seems like endless optimism and endless opportunity – when people think of California they think of palm trees and blue skies and gorgeous sunsets and beaches and everything else.” —Mark Hoppus
  • “California is a queer place in a way, it has turned its back on the world, and looks into the void Pacific. It is absolutely selfish, very empty, but not false, and at least, not full of false effort.” —D. H. Lawrence
  • “Why don’t you go on west to California? There’s work there, and it never gets cold. Why, you can reach out anywhere and pick an orange. Why, there’s always some kind of crop to work in. Why don’t you go there?.” —John Steinbeck
  • “California, that advance post of our civilization, with its huge aircraft factories, TV and film studios, automobile way of life… its flavourless cosmopolitanism, its charlatan philosophies and religions, its lack of anything old and well-tried rooted in tradition and character.” —J. B. Priestley
  • “If you’re the type of person who has to fulfill your dreams, you’ve gotta be resourceful to make sure you can do it. I came out to California when I was 21, thinking my New York credentials would take me all the way. I came back home a year later all dejected and a failure.” —Vin Diesel
  • “I am a California girl, born and raised, so flip-flops and cutoff shorts are my go-to look. An easy Angeleno uniform, so to speak. But for my role on ‘Suits,’ I’m dressed in Alexander McQueen, Tom Ford, and Prada almost every day. And therein lies the difference. For work, I wear art; in real life, I wear clothes.” —Meghan Markle
  • “For the women in California, they’re just downtrodden because they’re so gorgeous here. Every hot cheerleader comes to California to make it. The men don’t want to get married, they’re lazy lions. Matthew McConaughey is their poster boy so they can procreate and live on the beach in the trailer and have kids and have money and be hedonistic.” —Patti Stanger
  • “The mornings along the coast where the fog and mist meet with the salty spray of the seas is one of my favourite smells. I love the smell in the evergreen forest just after it rains – The Redwood Forest in California has the coast, too, so you have the best of everything!” – Paul Walker“No matter where you put me, I don’t care if it is North Carolina, Florida, California, New York City; I’m going to be who I am.” —Chris Paul

California Instagram Captions

“Crushing on Cali.”
“Rose all day!”
“The sunsets are best on the West Coast.”
“I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.” —Billy Connolly
“If I can‘t go to Heaven, L.A. is the next best thing.”
“Palm trees, ocean breeze, salty air, and sun-kissed hair – California, take me there.”
“You could travel the world, but nothing comes close to the golden coast.” —Katy Perry

California Quotes for Instagram

  • “Life in California is beautiful.” —Oscar Nunez
  • “California is an unbelievable state.” —Drew Barrymore
  • “California is full of homesick people.” —Judy Van Der Veer
  • “California is where you get to start over.” —Tracy Chevalier
  • “You haven’t lived until you’ve died in California.” —Mort Sahl
  • “Ninety-five percent of all brussels sprouts come from California.” —Danny Meyer
  • “Southern California, where the American Dream came too true.” —Lawrence Ferlinghetti
  • “Whatever starts in California unfortunately has an inclination to spread.” —Jimmy Carter
  • “California is where you can’t run any farther without getting wet.” —Neil Morgan
  • “Best way to live in California is to be from somewhere else.” —Cormac Mccarthy
  • “If they can’t do it in California, it can’t be done anywhere.” —Taylor Caldwell
  • “When California was wild, it was the floweriest part of the continent.” —John Muir
  • “We only have two kinds of weather in California, magnificent and unusual.” —James M. Cain
  • “California is a place where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.” —Walter Winchell
  • “All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.” —Gloria Swanson
  • “California is a fine place to live if you happen to be an orange.” —Fred Allen
  • “In California, they don’t throw their garbage away – they make it into TV shows.” —Woody Allen
  • “There’s nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.” —Ross MacDonald
  • “There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.” —Edward Abbey
  • “California deserves whatever it gets. Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.” —Don DeLillo
  • “To capture a California sunset in South Pasadena is to hold an angel’s wings with bated breath.” —Ace Antonio Hall
  • “It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point of your IQ every year.” —Truman Capote
  • “California is going to be quite good for the Democrats. But the rest of the country is a draw.” —Stuart Rothenberg
  • “There are so many different challenges California has; it’s the greatest state in the greatest country in the world. Hasta la vista, baby! —Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • “Everything is just better in California – the wine, the food, fruits and vegetables, the comforts of living. Even the instrumentalists are generous and curious. Everything is wonderful.” —Beth Anderson

Famous California Quotes for Instagram Captions

  • “California is a place where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.” —Walter Winchell
  • “I love driving; driving along the California coastline is the best drive in the world.” —Al Jardine
  • “There are so many different challenges California has; it’s the greatest state in the greatest country in the world. Hasta la vista, baby!.” —Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • “Everything is just better in California – the wine, the food, fruits and vegetables, the comforts of living. Even the instrumentalists are generous and curious. Everything is wonderful.” —Beth Anderson
  • “California is an unbelievable state. One day I might be in a spiritual place like Joshua tree, then before I know it, I’m eating groovy sushi in a mini-mall. I’m a Cali girl through and through.” —Drew Barrymore
  • “While I’m in L.A. I always make time for my favorite activity which is hiking. The trails in California are amazing, as they are always challenging, and I never get bored from all the beautiful scenery.” —Dylan Lauren
  • “I do get credit for having a California sound to my music, but I don’t think people really know what that means – they think the Beach Boys. I’m thinking more like Sunset Strip in the 1960s and stuff like that.” —Ariel Pink

Funny California Quotes for Instagram

  • “You haven’t lived until you’ve died in California.” —Mort Sahl
  • “I wouldn’t live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.” —Alan Alda
  • “This is California. Blondes are like the state flower or something.” —Ian Ziering
  • “But there’s no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.” —Craig Ferguson
  • “Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.” —Bob Hope
  • “Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.” —Ross Macdonald
  • “Out here in California, in the Pacific Ocean, the sharks have a bad attitude.” —Katy Mixon
  • “California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange.” —Fred Allen
  • “In California, they don’t throw their garbage away – they make it into TV shows.” —Woody Allen
  • “Secretly, I think everyone who makes fun of California really does want to be in California.” —Zooey Deschanel
  • “When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.” —Demetri Martin
  • “There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.” —Edward Abbey
  • “In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist.” —Truman Capote
  • “When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.” —Will Rogers
  • “It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose on point of your IQ every year.” —Truman Capote
  • “Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God.” —Erica Jong
  • “I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.” —Bob Hope
  • “A new study says that over half of all Californians are obese. In fact, half of Californians are really two-thirds of Californians.” —Jay Leno
  • “One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in ’78 was Santa Claus in shorts.” —Dennis Franz
  • “The formula for a happy marriage? It’s the same as the one for living in California: when you find a fault, don’t dwell on it.” —Jay Trachman
  • “All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up.” —Erma Bombek
  • “California, where the spring comes in the fall and the fall comes in the summer and the summer comes in the winter and the winter never comes at all.” —Inez Haynes Irwin
  • “In California the only way to look like you are getting older is to look like you are getting younger…if you can move your forehead over the age of forty, then people become very suspicious.” —Matt Haig
  • “Do you know anything at all that nobody else knows or, for that matter, gives a damn about? If you do, then sit tight, because one of these days you’re going to Hollywood as a technical supervisor on a million dollar movie.” —S. J. Perelman
  • “In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.” —Alan Sherman