Short and Funny Quotes about Party – Party Quotes and Sayings

Short Quotes about Party

• It’s party time.” —Anonymous
• Party sleep repeat —Anonymous
• Work hard, party harder.” —Anonymous
• We can dance forever.” —Anonymous
• We should fucking party together.” —Anonymous
• Cuz life is a party.” —Anonymous
• A little never hurt anybody.” —Anonymous
• Trust me, you can dance.” —Anonymous
• Life’s a party invite yourself.” —Anonymous
• Party like there’s no tomorrow.” —Anonymous
• It was a nice party.” —Roberto Carlos
• Welcome to my house party.” —Danielle Michel
• A little party never killed nobody.” —Anonymous
• Crazy nights make the best memories.” —Anonymous
• My favorite party trick is not going.” —Anonymous
• Feel the dear, and do it anyway.” —Anonymous
• Party Party Party Lets all get wasted.” —Anonymous
• It’s only right to party all night.” —Anonymous
• Sorry your party was a sausage fest.” —Anonymous
• Look like a lady party like a pimp.” —Anonymous
• Let’s make sure we have a party.” —Nicole Kidman
• You start a dance party in my heart.” —Anonymous
• A party without cake is just a meeting.” —Anonymous
• Live fast party hard make money be a star.—Anonymous
• Wherever there are friends, there is a party.” —Anonymous
• Till the music is gone, let’s party on.” —Anonymous
• Darling it wouldn’t be a party without you.” —Anonymous
• I don’t want to study, I just wanna party.” —Anonymous
• A party without cake is just a meeting.” —Julia Child
• You can’t stop partying just do it all night long.” —Anonymous
• No man does right by a woman at a party.” —Harry Golden

Funny Quotes about Party

• Live for today… Plan for tomorrow… Party tonight.” —Anonymous
• One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” —George Carlin
• If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.” —Katharine Hepburn
• There are shortcuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.” —Vicki Baum
• Hear no evil, speak no evil and you’ll never be invited to a party.” —Oscar Wilde
• Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here, shall we dance.” —Anonymous
• You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not “professional” anymore.” —Jeff Foxworthy
• He who does not get fun and enjoyment out of every day, needs to reorganize his life.” —Anonymous
• Drink, and dance and laugh and lie… Love the reeling midnight through… For tomorrow we shall die.” —Dorothy Parker
• Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it’s started and leave before it’s finished.” —Elsa Maxwell
• You’d be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it.” —James Pinckney Miller
• Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home and never, never be both.” —David Brown
• Good friends get drunk with you. Best friends hold your hair back when you’ve had a bit too much to drink.” —Anonymous
• I don’t believe in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party. I just believe in parties.” —Samantha Jones (Sex and the City)
• I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.” —Nancie J. Carmody
• If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.” —Herodotus
• At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” —Ann Landers
• If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of the fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump on top of it with your body and yell, “Log o’ fire! Log o’ fire!” I’ve never done this, but I think it’d work.” —Jack Handy

Party Quotes And Sayings

• Live for today… Plan for tomorrow… Party tonight.” —Anonymous
• One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” —George Carlin
• Time to drink champagne and dance on the table.” —Anonymous
• One’s company, two’s a crowd, and three’s a party.” —Anonymous
• If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.” —Katharine Hepburn
• Leave your worries behind. It’s Friday… Let’s Party.” —Anonymous
• Live for today plan for tomorrow party tonight.” —Anonymous
• Spring is nature’s way of saying let’s party.” —Robin Williams
• Live the party love the party be the party.” —Anonymous
• Life for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight party tonight.” —Anonymous
• Let’s get drunk and party with some really slutty boys.” —Anonymous
• This ain’t no god damn party. It’s my life, fool.” —Anonymous
• Life is one big party enjoy every minute of it.” —Anonymous
• He threw all those parties hoping she’d wander in one night.” —Anonymous
• Life is the best party I’ve ever been invited to.” —Arlene Francis
• I like to party and by party i mean take naps.” —Anonymous
• Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die.” —Anonymous
• Maybe tonight I’ll call you after my blood turns into alcohol.” —Anonymous
• We’ve been there on World Wars, it’s time for World Party I.” —Anonymous
• Enjoy life, because you never know when the party ends for you.” —Anonymous
• You know you had fun when you can’t tell your parents what you did.” —Anonymous
• I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.” —Anonymous
• Insanity is rare in an individual, but in a hen party it is the rule.” —Anonymous
• I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.” —Anonymous
• Party hard, make mistakes. Do things you’re afraid to do. After all, you’re only young once.” —Sparkless
• Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance.” —Anonymous
• No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.” —Anonymous
• Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it’s started and leave before it’s finished.” —Elsa Maxwell
• Roses are red, mud is brown. Round here we party with the radio up and tailgate down.” —Earl Dibbles Jr
• If I want to go to a party with a few male friends, it doesn’t mean I’m gay.” —Leonardo DiCaprio
• Party hard, make mistakes and laugh endlessly. Do things you’re afraid to do. After all, you’re only young once.” —Anonymous
• Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.” —Anonymous
• You are only as strong as the drinks you mix the tables you dance on and the friends you party with.” —Anonymous
• Your pity party on Facebook should have been created under events so we could have so we could have chosen to attend or not.” —Anonymous
• I am not the Conservative Party’s health care spokesman. I’m fond of Andrew Lansley, and I strongly support David Cameron as party leader.” —Daniel Hannan
• I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” —Ron White
• They played Boston. They played at the Boston Tea Party and through an amazing chain of events I got to hang out with them backstage even though I was underage.” —Jonathan Richman

Party Quotes for Instagram

• “Let’s Party.”
• “Alcohol, you later.”
• “Sip Sip Here.”
• “Day Soup: liquor.”
• “Taco has a party.”
• “No likelihood to dance.”
• “Good girls with bad habits.”
• “You are mine for tonic.”
• “Be flapping as your drink.”
• “It’s a blur of fun.”
• “I want some nights lasted forever.”
• “Barbie, Let’s come back On Party.”
• “A little party has ne’er killed anyone.”
• “Life may be a party, like garments.”
• “Life is created from such little moments.”
• “Trust me, you’ll be dancing. – Vodka.”
• “Champagne pop, he is changing his name.”
• “I am terribly quiet for this nonsense.”
• “One shot, 2 shots, 3 shots, floor.”
• “I am crazy than you in the party.”
• “Those friends who kill along, they live along.”
• “When I examine the badness of drinking, I ended reading.”
• “Sleep all day. Night party should ne’er be. ne’er die.”
• “Twinkle, Twinkle Lill Star … sign me on the mixed bar.”
• “You understand that once you fall from the ground you’re drunk.”
• “When life is in your hands, get rid of liquor and salt!.”
• “I simply wish that smart music, nice friend, bright light and late night.”
• “Drink all day; Play night long. Let’s get this Chapin; I am in Miami, Curit.”

Funny Party Quotes for Instagram

• “Not alcohol?”
• “After dark.”
• “Lets Party.”
• “For later photos.”
• “Happy hola day.”
• “Alcohol You Later.”
• “Goodbye reality, assistant.”
• “No probability to dance.”
• “Doobie or Doobie not.”
• “Life could be a celebration.”
• “Barbie, Let’s return On Party.”
• “let the nice time roll.”
• “You are mine for tonic.”
• “Not simply sleep at night.”
• “I don’t drug, I drug.”
• “I want some nights lasted forever.”
• “Time to dig on the table.”
• “Club cool and at the party!.”
• “A little party has ne’er killed anyone.”
• “Life is formed of such little moments.”
• “Foods usually eat wild party and dance etc.”
• “Trust me, you can be dancing. – Vodka.”
• “When life is in your hands, eliminate liquor and salt!.”
• “When I examine the badness of drinking, I ended reading.”
• “Get the foremost out of tonight and worry concerning tomorrow.”
• “You understand that once you fall from the ground you’re drunk.”
• “I have found that it’s easy to urge forgiveness more usually than permission.”
• “This is my party and if I need, I will be able to cry.”
• “All the items that I actually wish to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.”