100+ Quotes on Internet! Famous Internet Quotes and Sayings
Quotes on Internet
“The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.” —William Gibson
“With 500 channels and the Internet available, you’d think a candidate could get the word out.” —Larry King
“Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith.” —Henry Ward Beecher
“A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn.” —Dave Barry
“There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on “Friends” is.” —Jon Stewart
“I find I use the Internet more and more. It’s just an invaluable tool. I do most of my research on the Net now – and certainly do the bulk of my communicating through email.” —Nora Roberts
“How lame do you have to be to spend your time like that on the Internet? Can’t you do something more constructive, like surf the porn? Or go into the real world and interact with people rather than cyber-sniping.” —Kevin Smith
“Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing… you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesn’t affect two-thirds of the people of the world.” —Jimmy Carter
Famous Quotes about Internet
“When you reduce the cost of failure, you see a big eruption of innovation.” —Gary Hauthier
“Like air and drinking water, being digital will be noticed only by its absence, not its presence.” —Nicholas Negroponte
“If you invent a breakthrough in artificial intelligence, so machines can learn, that is worth 10 Microsofts.” —Bill Gates
“The Internet of Things is not a concept; it is a network, the true technology-enabled Network of all networks.” —Edewede Oriwoh
“The Internet of Things is going to be a real gamechanger for loyalty, just like mobile has been to date. —Brandon Logsdon
“We are in a brave new world where not only do our children talk back to us, but so do our appliances.” —Mohammed Dastagir
“One cubic inch of nanotube circuitry, once fully developed, would be up to one hundred million times more powerful than the human brain.” —Ray Kurzweil
“If you think that the internet has changed your life, think again. The Internet of Things is about to change it all over again!” —Brendan O’Brien
“The Internet of Things is big news because it ups the ante: ‘Reach out and touch somebody’ is becoming ‘reach out and touch everything’.” —Parker Trewin
“As the Internet of things advances, the very notion of a clear dividing line between reality and virtual reality becomes blurred, sometimes in creative ways.” —Geoff Mulgan
“You’re going to see this ‘Internet of things’ start demanding network performance and making the networks much more aware of what is on top of them.” —Hans Vestberg
“I think we should be very careful about artificial intelligence. If I had to guess at what our biggest existential threat is, I’d probably say that. So we need to be very careful.” —Elon Musk
“The internet is no longer a web that we connect to. Instead, it’s a computerized, networked, and interconnected world that we live in. This is the future, and what we’re calling the Internet of Things.” —Bruce Schneier
“What the Internet of Things is really about is information technology that can gather its own information. Often what it does with that information is not tell a human being something, it [just] does something.” —Kevin Ashton
“From conceptual standpoint, IoT is that ability to create digital awareness of the physical world we live in. It’s a digital pulse made up of data that we can aggregate to improve the world around us.” —John Rossman
“I believe that at the end of the century the use of words and general educated opinion will have altered so much that one will be able to speak of machines thinking without expecting to be contradicted.” —Alan Turing
“The opportunity we have is to build a secure, intelligent platform that solves some of the world’s greatest problems at scale. That’s what’s possible with hundreds of billions of connections and the capabilities that we can deliver together.” —Chuck Robbins
“With the IoT, we’re headed to a world where things aren’t liable to break catastrophically – or at least we’ll have a hell of a heads’ up. We’re headed to a world where our doors unlock when they sense us nearby.” —Scott Weiss
“Smart homes and other connected products won’t just be aimed at home life. They’ll also have a major impact on business. And just like any company that blissfully ignored the Internet at the turn of the century, the ones that dismiss the Internet of Things risk getting left behind.” —Jared Newman
“Whenever I hear people saying AI is going to hurt people in the future I think, yeah, technology can generally always be used for good and bad and you need to be careful about how you build it … if you’re arguing against AI then you’re arguing against safer cars that aren’t going to have accidents, and you’re arguing against being able to better diagnose people when they’re sick.” —Mark Zuckerberg
Funny Internet Quotes and Sayings
“There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.”
“Yes of course I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.”
“Modern intelligence: if all bathrooms in the house are taken, turn off the internet.”
“If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.”
“Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, the Library.”
“Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.”
“Don’t know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.”
“Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.”
“Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.”
“My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.”
“If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o’clock, it means you don’t have Internet!”
Internet Quotes and Sayings
“You can’t trust the internet.” —Nicolette Sheridan
“The Internet of things will augment your brain.”
“There are no secrets on the internet.” —Paul Babicki
“As a research tool, the internet is invaluable.” —Noam Chomsky
“The internet is a telephone system that’s gotten uppity.” —Clifford Stoll
“The internet is by the people, for the people.” —Kim Dotcom
“A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.” —Anonymous
“The internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented.” —Anonymous
“The internet are the ultimate enemy of unconditional commitment.” —Hubert L. Dreyfus
“The internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.” —John Gilmour
“The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.” —Jon Stewart
“The Internet is the most effective instrument we have for globalization.” —Milton Friedman
“The Internet provides a delivery system for pathological states of mind.” —Phillip Adams
“The Internet is the crime scene of the 21st Century.” —Cyrus Vance, Jr.
“Like most technology, the internet has mixed effects. It’s a neutral instrument.” —Noam Chomsky
“All I know is that the Internet will transform the world.” —Alfred D. Chandler, Jr.
“The Internet can empower groups whose aims are in fact antithetical to democracy.” —Evgeny Morozov
“The secret of the Internet’s success has been its openness to new services.” —Edward Felten
“The internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.” —Bill Gates
“We are all now connected by the internet, like neurons in a giant brain.” —Stephen Hawking
“Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.”
“You know, the Internet made us more aware of what people think about us.” —Robert Smith
“The internet is the great highway of the modern communication, free and independent.” —Ktya Pujals Chamma
“Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.” —Mitchell Kapor
“Oh, Wikipedia, with your tension between those who would share knowledge and those who would destroy it.”
“The problem with this generation is that they believe in social media more than people.” —Shihab Kazi
“The internet changes the structure of society all the time this massiveness made of individuals.” —Ai Weiwei
“The Internet isn’t free. It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism.” —Brad Shapcott
“Only on the Internet can a person be lonely and popular at the same time.” —Allison Burnett
“The nature of the internet is that you don’t know who is behind the screen.” —Louise Mensch
“I guess the internet and the power of people finding things out for themselves is great.” —Butch Walker
“The only hope we have is the internet. We must strive to keep it free.” —L Neil Smith
“The internet has been the most fundamental change during my lifetime and for hundreds of years.” —Rupert Murdoch
“The internet could be a very positive step towards education, organization and participation in a meaningful society.” —Noam Chomsky
“One of the internet’s strengths is its ability to help consumers find the right needle in a digital haystack of data.”
“Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.” —John Green
“The younger generation is surrounded by the Internet, apps, and video games. But somehow, my books make them read.” —Chetan Bhagat
“The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.” —Andrew Brown
“A lot of things you want to do as part of daily life can now be done over the Internet.” —Marc Andreessen
“The internet is an élite organization; most of the population of the world has never even made a phone call.” —Noam Chomsky
“The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.” —Dave Barry
“The internet was crucial for our success. It is a great thing. It is a big democracy because people can choose what they like.” —Stjepan Hauser
“The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn’t understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.” —Eric Schmidt
“Prior to the internet, the last technology that had any real effect on the way people sat down and talked together was the table.” —Clay Shirky
“A few years ago, users of Internet services began to realize that when an online service is free, you’re not the customer. You’re the product.” —Tim Cook
“The internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, people without lives. We don’t care. We have each other.” —Dave Barry
“The internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don’t need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door.” —Anonymous
“Information flow is what the internet is about. Information sharing is power. If you don’t share your ideas, smart people can’t do anything about them, and you’ll remain anonymous and powerless.” —Vint Cerf
“The internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.” —Esther Dyson
“The internet is global and seemingly omniscient, while iPods and phones are all microscopic workings encased in plastic objects. Compare that to a steam engine, where you can watch the pistons move and feel the heat of its boilers. I think we miss that visceral appeal of the machine.” —Scott Westerfeld